Tumblr (3.0; @shmolga)http://shmolga.tumblr.com/<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_mcpwha6TIv1qj7kiso1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/>http://shmolga.tumblr.com/post/50650283980http://shmolga.tumblr.com/post/50650283980Fri, 17 May 2013 15:24:10 +0200<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/9ea06708e75b219b1f53b273ec388cbc/tumblr_mfpoqzTkVL1r20bd3o1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/>http://shmolga.tumblr.com/post/50650090712http://shmolga.tumblr.com/post/50650090712Fri, 17 May 2013 15:19:24 +0200<p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://slimshota.tumblr.com/post/50634286916/kiss-my-neck-and-whisper-dirty-things-in-my-ear">slimshota</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>kiss my neck and whisper dirty things in my ear</p> </blockquote>http://shmolga.tumblr.com/post/50650057297http://shmolga.tumblr.com/post/50650057297Fri, 17 May 2013 15:18:34 +0200<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_mascp95pWn1qm6onko1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/>http://shmolga.tumblr.com/post/50650052918http://shmolga.tumblr.com/post/50650052918Fri, 17 May 2013 15:18:27 +0200<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/b3e4b12092749ce1ba17d9b1cd070df1/tumblr_mmv7i3N8yX1rwuj4qo1_500.gif"/><br/><br/>http://shmolga.tumblr.com/post/50650043380http://shmolga.tumblr.com/post/50650043380Fri, 17 May 2013 15:18:13 +0200<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/ad071c9bf387c35a0a65fa41a84f27f1/tumblr_mmv8fg5EqM1s5wgtho1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/>http://shmolga.tumblr.com/post/50649960644http://shmolga.tumblr.com/post/50649960644Fri, 17 May 2013 15:16:10 +0200<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/590b53f174a8f2b70bd66d825856aa4c/tumblr_mm6tpqd2ZR1rhpqipo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/>http://shmolga.tumblr.com/post/50649908612http://shmolga.tumblr.com/post/50649908612Fri, 17 May 2013 15:14:51 +0200<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/06fce7577cbb04946eaa4bec0f6b0249/tumblr_mlfj5mVXbJ1s6o40ao1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/>http://shmolga.tumblr.com/post/50649845634http://shmolga.tumblr.com/post/50649845634Fri, 17 May 2013 15:13:19 +0200Nurse: "Sorry your boyfriend couldn't wait for you in the waiting room, it makes women feel uncomfortable."<br /> Me: "He wasn't my boyfriend and I don't see how it would make them uncomfortable, but that's my opinion. He was here for moral support. I understood, and so does he."<br /> Nurse: "So he's your...."<br /> Me: "Friend."<br /> Nurse: (During the question asking) "How many sexual partners have you had?"<br /> Me: "11."<br /> Nurse: "How old were you when you first became sexually active?"<br /> Me: "....Loaded question but....14, I guess."<br /> Nurse: "You're sexually active, then."<br /> Me: "Well....I guess...but..."<br /> Nurse: "How many times have you been pregnant?"<br /> Me: "Uh. 0."<br /> Nurse: "O...kayy...-Checks 'condoms' as my preferred use of birth control-"<br /> Me: "I don't use condoms. Or take birth control."<br /> Nurse: "Then how do you avoid getting pregnant?"<br /> Me: "With homosexuality."<br /> Nurse:<br /> Me:<br /> Nurse:<br /> Me: "I fuck girls."http://shmolga.tumblr.com/post/50649714123http://shmolga.tumblr.com/post/50649714123Fri, 17 May 2013 15:10:02 +0200<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/f905b4823f74d40ecc7828e64b98929f/tumblr_mmi3blm1lu1sqsixoo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/>http://shmolga.tumblr.com/post/50649592984http://shmolga.tumblr.com/post/50649592984Fri, 17 May 2013 15:07:01 +0200<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/5f3f0c2f62922c0d6264166a5b3feee1/tumblr_mmksd8Rjxh1s2zafgo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/>http://shmolga.tumblr.com/post/50649531188http://shmolga.tumblr.com/post/50649531188Fri, 17 May 2013 15:05:25 +0200<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m31w71kN5P1qd4q01o1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/>http://shmolga.tumblr.com/post/50649257845http://shmolga.tumblr.com/post/50649257845Fri, 17 May 2013 14:58:36 +0200<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m4cdceG1ph1rrtq71o1_500.gif"/><br/><br/><blockquote> <p><strong><a href="http://asdfghjkllove.org">READ AND RELATE HERE</a></strong></p> </blockquote>http://shmolga.tumblr.com/post/50423467353http://shmolga.tumblr.com/post/50423467353Tue, 14 May 2013 17:25:55 +0200<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/c84a312ad151c179a3f446a8a7c62167/tumblr_mmnhhdXldc1rhi0rbo1_500.gif"/><br/><br/><p><a href="http://laibsenlove.tumblr.com/post/50413618100" class="tumblr_blog">laibsenlove</a>:</p> <blockquote><p>The woman in yellow is just like “FUCK THIS SHIT”</p></blockquote>http://shmolga.tumblr.com/post/50423445453http://shmolga.tumblr.com/post/50423445453Tue, 14 May 2013 17:25:26 +0200<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/56a9bbf0657f92c645a12f18bd2d98e1/tumblr_mmlwxwlcjF1rgnc7qo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/>http://shmolga.tumblr.com/post/50423080910http://shmolga.tumblr.com/post/50423080910Tue, 14 May 2013 17:17:38 +0200<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m7dmrpxLD31rtlm6oo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://yanilavigne.net/post/50417664879/handwritten-with-love-tumblr-com">yanilavigne</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>(<a href="http://yanilavigne.net/">Quotes here</a>)</p> </blockquote>http://shmolga.tumblr.com/post/50423017555http://shmolga.tumblr.com/post/50423017555Tue, 14 May 2013 17:16:17 +0200<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/df3f3d9b354e5723ce3c8e479dc3ace5/tumblr_mmsjnjnZv51qcmkeso1_500.gif"/><br/><br/>http://shmolga.tumblr.com/post/50422890112http://shmolga.tumblr.com/post/50422890112Tue, 14 May 2013 17:13:28 +0200<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/9d7dd03b7b6857f62f2797be5edc1843/tumblr_mmk3v48goX1ramddho1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://rainonme69.tumblr.com/post/50137301828">rainonme69</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>For Sure! <strong><3</strong></p> </blockquote>http://shmolga.tumblr.com/post/50179774108http://shmolga.tumblr.com/post/50179774108Sat, 11 May 2013 19:34:57 +0200<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m2wq4rBZUQ1r3rhzgo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/>http://shmolga.tumblr.com/post/50178987976http://shmolga.tumblr.com/post/50178987976Sat, 11 May 2013 19:24:04 +0200<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/c122fd64790739626ba7d2e0afff8a9f/tumblr_mlz21q2a9S1s2l7awo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/>http://shmolga.tumblr.com/post/50178925188http://shmolga.tumblr.com/post/50178925188Sat, 11 May 2013 19:23:12 +0200